Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Follicle Correctness

This morning I looked in the mirror and noticed that the right side of my head is graying faster than the left side.

If only my head were an election cycle.


  1. Ha, Kirk! Well said.

    My own particular brand of follicular correctness allows for no gray hair. None. I am intolerant.

  2. I'm going to buy some Grecian Formula right before the mid-term elections.

  3. Ha! If you can't give them substance, give them form!


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