Showing posts with label Roland Burris. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Roland Burris. Show all posts

Friday, January 9, 2009

R.I.P. (Roland in Perpetuity)

When asked if his Senate appointment was the result of a secret pay-to-play deal between him and the beleaguered Poe-and-Presley-quoting governor of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich, Roland Burris replied:

"I have no money."

He blew it all on granite