Thursday, April 8, 2010

Quips and Quotations.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

--Woody Allen


  1. Kirk, I submit that Woody is a wiener. I actually thank people who make me laugh sufficiently to spew coffee from the nostrils.

  2. I don't drink it black, Kirk. I like the body and color and richness that fat-free half-and-half gives it. That extra body makes a more viscous fluid to spurt from my nose.

    Wv - redynti. I'm tired. I believe I'll put on my redynti and go to bed.

  3. Wonderful quote here, Kirk. I don't care so much about what comes out of my nose mid laugh as long as it doesn't hurt in the process.

  4. It's not so much the coming out my nose I mind.

  5. (Wv) doo, doo do do do banambot doo doo do do do banambot doo do do doo

  6. Laugh is healthy and contagious, it is something that lift the spirit of everybody around… so who cares what comes out of your edge

    I love Woody Allen’s work, he is a brilliant and hilarious human been!

    “What if everything is an illusion and nothing exist? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet” – Woody Allen


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  8. @Limes--Maybe someone will film that in slow motion.

    @Elisabeth--So you're saying it DOESN'T only hurt when you laugh?

    @Tag--I don't think we want to see that filmed in slow-motion.

    @Harry Belafonte--Welcome to the blog, Harry.

    @Comment deleted--Don't go there.

    @Gabriela--From what I've read about him, I think he lifts everyone's spirit but his own.

  9. Just think of running that film backwards!

  10. @LimesNow--Maybe we could test some of Einsteins's theories.


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