Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Quips and Quotations (Happy Hour Edition)

He who wakes up with a a sex maniac!

I got a lot of sun on my vacation. I found a bar with a hole in the roof.

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are "Hello", "Goodby" and "I'm pregnant"

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

--Dean Martin

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