Monday, February 23, 2009

Push My Buttons, Will You?!

I was staring at the screen, trying to come up with something to write about, when suddenly this pops up:

Due to lack of keyboard activity, you will be logged out in 59 seconds.

As you may know, I write this stuff in the library, and they don't want you to just sit there and stare at the screen. I'm not sure why. You're allowed to get a book or a magazine and just stare at it. No one expects you to activate the pages. For that matter, you can get a video, DVD, or CD and just admire the artwork.

Maybe they're worried about people checking out porn sites.

As long as there's still brown paper bags, I can get my porn elsewhere, thank you very much.

Damn, I still can't come up with something to write. Let me just think for a moment...or two...or three.

Due to lack of keyboard activity, you will be logged out in 59 seconds.

Jesus Christ!

All right. If it's keyboard activity you want, it's keyboard activity you're gonna damn well get.



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