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Saturday, June 1, 2013

Who's Who


Reese Witherspoon is a pretty big star. She's best known for a film that came out about 12 years ago titled Legally Blond, a comedy about a blond California college fashion merchandising major and sorority president (foreshadowing) who is dumped by her boyfriend for being an airhead (foreshadowed.) Brokenhearted, she follows him to Harvard Law School, intent on getting him back. She doesn't, and so tries to prove him wrong first by studying hard (the movie never says whether she ever did that in regards to fashion merchandising), then by working as an intern on a court case where she ultimately proves a woman innocent of murder. She graduates from Harvard with high honors, and gets a job at a prestigious Boston law firm. Her former flame, meanwhile, has graduated without honors and without any prospects. You see, the former flame is getting his comeuppance for ever doubting her intelligence in the first place (even though, had he not doubted it, she never would have gone to law school in the first place, and some poor woman would be rotting away in a cell for a murder she didn't commit. Maybe this fellow should dump a Harvard Med School student next. We might finally get a cure for cancer.) I'd recommend Legally Blond. It's funny, and Witherspoon is funny in it. If she doesn't quite make me forget Jean Harlow, Judy Holliday, Marilyn Monroe, or Goldie Hawn, well, I'm just wallowing in the past. Every generation has a right to the dumb blond pop culture icon of its own, assuming 12 years ago still counts as this generation. Since Blond, Witherspoon has appeared in several other hit movies, mostly comedies, playing smart blonds as well as dumb. She also played a smart (and, by most accounts, incredibly patient) brunette, June Carter Cash in Walk the Line, for which she received critical acclaim. Like I said, she's a pretty big star. Famous, too, which I guess is the same thing



Or not.  This past April,  Reese Witherspoon got in some legal trouble of her own. She and her husband Jim Toth were motoring around Atlanta--she was there to film a movie--in the very early morning hours when the car they were in was seen weaving across a double line by the last person you'd want to been seen doing something like that, a policeman. Toth, who had been behind the wheel, was found to have a blood alcohol level of 0.139. Since Witherspoon was on the passenger side, all she had to do was stay in the car and stay quiet. Instead, the currently brunette actress went from playing dumb to acting dumb. She got out of the car when she was warned not to, and challenged the cop by asking this simple question:

"Do you know who I am?"

Soon in handcuffs along with her legally intoxicated husband, Witherspoon warned the officer that her arrest would be in the national news.

More about that national news in a moment. I'd like to jump ahead a month to just last week. Amanda Bynes is another big star. She's best known for a sitcom that ran on the WB network in the mid-2000s titled What I Like About You, in which she and Jennie Garth played sisters. She's also know for such teen-oriented moves as Big Fat Liar, What a Girl Wants, She's the Man, Sydney White, and Easy A. She also had a supporting role in Hairspray, so far her biggest hit.


Last week, Bynes allegedly had a hit of a different kind in the lobby of her New York City apartment building. A guard saw her smoking a joint and talking to herself. She was apparently so disoriented she couldn't even fake speaking into a cell phone. The guard called the police, who soon showed up outside her door. Another sign of disorientation: she didn't throw the bong out her window until AFTER letting the cops in. New York's Finest took her away in cuffs, but not before she blurted out:

"Do you know who I am?"

Before we go any further, I should assure you that I'm not a member of MADD, D.A.R.E, the W.C.T.U, or any other organization interested in preventing you from having fun and/or making an ass of yourself. Also, we've all had our run-ins with the law, often fully sober. You don't need any foreign substance in your bloodstream to tell you there's no reason to go past that stop sign when nobody's looking. Except for that cop hiding God-knows-where that was looking.

"Do you know who I am?"

The thing is, most of us know not to challenge the officer during those occasional run-ins because, let's face it, they don't know us from Adam. They don't know us from Reese Witherspoon or Amanda Bynes, either.

"Do you know who I am?"

I write about famous people quite a bit on this blog. But not because they're famous. Other than politicians, our celebrities tend to come from the arts, and the entertainment industry. Artistic types interest me, renowned or not. Of course, most artistic types--no matter how talented--never achieve fame. In fact, in a society where net worth is revered above all else, artistic types tend to get looked down on quite a bit. Ah, but not if you're one of the lucky few for whom, as the now-no-longer-famous Irene Cara once put it, people remember your name. Then people look up to you. Initially for the talent, I guess, but as time goes by, the name recognition is enough. They want to have their picture taken with you, they don't want you to have to wait in line, they want to make sure have the best seats in the house, the restaurant, the Dumbo ride at Disneyland for all I know. The famous come to expect this treatment from everybody. Including, it seems, the law. From Lady Justice herself.

"Do you know who I am?"

But the lady is blind and can't read People.

Reese Witherspoon was right when she said her arrest would make national news. The Atlanta police helped out a bit by videotaping the whole thing, which was played on YouTube, all four broadcast networks, all the cable news shows, Twitter, etc. She eventually apologized, and payed a fine of $213

Amanda Bynes, meanwhile, has threatened to sue everybody. The police, the media, anybody who might have had something unfavorable to say about her (nice thing about not being famous--she doesn't know I exist.)

There are more important news stories out there, I know. But when a celebrity expects preferential treatment from the law, such excessive media coverage seem like comeuppance to me.

"Do you know who I am?"

Next time a star asks that, I hope the officer answers the question with a question:

"Just who do you think you are?"

 








                       
Posted by Kirk at 2:07 PM
Labels: Amanda Bynes, Fame, law and order, media, Reese Witherspoon

2 comments:

  1. angryparsnipJune 1, 2013 at 10:14 PM

    hahahahahahaha living in Laguna Beach, California, OMG ! of the MTV show.... I knew a lot of "do you know who I am" people. But better yet I knew a lot of the "do you know who I know" people. They are even better. So much better.

    One year son was in a advance placement class, or some such crap... and the first meeting of the teacher and parents, one mom keep on and on about her son the writer (5 grader) who was working on a scrip and her uncle was a writer for this great TV show and he was going to turn in the scrip to the uncle/show blah blah blah. And now I can't remember, God I wish I could, which show it was but it was one of the awful sitcoms that lasted a season and I never watched.
    So she was living out her important life through her son and uncle. Plus I knew this kid, the apple didn't fall far from the tree.
    Needless to say I couldn't pull son out the AP rotation fast enough.
    Reese will do fine I think but I feel so sad for Amanda. Mara Wilson wrote a very good post about Child Stars who go crazy.

    Interesting post as always.

    cheers, parsnip




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  2. KirkJune 2, 2013 at 11:26 AM

    Well, parsnip, if a sitcom is depending on a 5th grader for its material, no wonder it went off the air. The producers should have held out for a 6th grader. They've got slightly bigger vocabularies.

    In the past, it seemed that child stars like Butch Patrick (Eddie on the MUNSTERS) Danny Bonaduce (Danny on The PARTRIDGE FAMILY) and Todd Bridges (Willis on DIFFERENT STROKES) went off the deep end at least partially because they weren't prepared for the long dry spell that ensued once their series ended. In Amanda Byne's case, it's my understanding she's still somewhat in demand. She seems more like Lindsay Lohan, who also went dysfunctional while still on the A-list. Orson Welles was never a child star but did become famous before he was 25. When he was approaching 70, by which time he was considered a decades-long has-been, he is said to have opined that it's probably better to be successful later in life than earlier because you appreciate it more.

    Of course, there are a lot of alcoholics and drug addicts out there who never become successful. Indeed, it may be the reason they became alcoholics and drug addicts in the first place. Maybe it's best to end up in-between success and failure. Though lately, even that's gotten harder.

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