For that matter, I was born. Trust me, folks, it's doable.
So, if it's a less important occasion, why does Christmas seem bigger? Nobody wants to admit this, but it's because the secularists got into the act. They took a solemn holiday and made it fun. More important, as far as the merchants are concerned, they made it profitable. So profitable with all those Christmas sales, blaring songs, horrendous crowds, and blinding tinsel, they've made all the non-mercantile secularists among us wonder if we shouldn't give solemnity another chance.
Easter, then, is another chance for solem-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z...
Even if Easter is second-rate as far as secular holidays go, it's not for lack of trying on the part of the mover and shakers of popular culture, who've kept up the potentially profitable fight all these years. Some examples:
Actually, I think Easter would be the safest time of year for vegetables (assuming vegetables can think, as the above illustration implies.) I mean, it's not like you're going to find rutabagas in your basket. And who dyes onions?
(Incidentally, since the above computer-animated series features anthropomorphic vegetables, what happens when one goes into a coma? It's a bit a redundant to say they're in a vegetative state, isn't it?)
I wonder if she delivers the Un-eggs.
Soft boiled humor.
I hope they don't accidentally drink the dye and beer the eggs. (You may think that's bad grammar, but those folks are Dutch; they may not even notice.)
I wonder if these are also good for a sore throat.
A nice, cozy, romantic getaway.
Easter before cell phones.
Easter eggs that snap, crackle, and pop.
He has to get to work somehow, doesn't he?
"...with liberty and jelly beans for all."
That's one creepy-looking Easter Bunny.
"...it will be a blue Easter without you..."
"...one singular sensation..."
They celebrate Easter in France, too.
So, is it working? Have we made the holiday secular enough?
Still no Christmas, but close...very, very close.
Have a happy and safe Easter, whatever your belief system may be.