Showing posts with label insurrection. Show all posts
Showing posts with label insurrection. Show all posts

Sunday, November 19, 2023

Coup Coup for Coup Coup Puffs

 


Even though District Judge Sarah B. Wallace ruled that Donald Trump engaged in an act of insurrection in the January 6, 2021 attack on the U.S. Capitol, she nevertheless added that doesn't mean he should be barred from a Colorado presidential ballot. This despite Section III of the 14th Amendment, which states No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. " The judge's reasoning? She's not sure it applies to a president. Well, rereading that amendment, I do see the word president. Or rather, President. Capitalized just so we wouldn't miss it. OK, it does say "elector of" right before it. So the elector can't engage in an insurrection but the person who the elector elects can? That's a little like arresting a mob boss for murder but then letting the hit man go free (well, that may not be the best analogy in the world as the hit man always can turn state evidence and then disappear in the Witness Protection Program, something I wish Trump would do, even if he witnessed nothing but his own act of treason.) 

Oh, well, the judge has ruled, and for the time being we just have to accept it. But it makes me wonder what would happen if such a ruling was applied retroactively. 



Fort Sumpter, shmort shmumpter. Jeff, dude, you could be president of both sides of the Mason-Dixon line!


Benedict, baby, you could be a Founding Father!


So what's 30 pieces of silver between apostles? Mister Iscariot, you can be the first Pope!



 Lucifer, just blame Dominion.


 


Tuesday, April 4, 2023

Quips and Quotations (High Crimes and Misdemeanors Edition)

 



All I really know is, I got a check...And then all hell broke loose.

--Stormy Daniels




In total, 34 false entries were made in New York business records to conceal the initial covert $130,000 payment...Further, participants in the scheme took steps that mischaracterized, for tax purposes, the true nature of the reimbursements.

--Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg



Minutes before he's arraigned on charges in New York, Trump was dealt his latest significant defeat in the Jan. 6 special counsel investigation.

--Kyle Cheney, Twitter

A federal appeals court in Washington rejected an emergency bid by former President Donald Trump to block several top aides from testifying in the special counsel investigation of his effort to subvert the 2020 election.

--Kyle Cheney, Politico



Honesty is the best politics.

--Stan Laurel, Sons of the Desert


 

 



 

Thursday, January 7, 2021

Doublethink

 




I will not allow angry mobs to dominate. It’s not going to happen.

--Donald Trump