Wednesday, July 21, 2021

Zero Zero Zero, Zero Zero Zero, Zero Zero Zero Gravity

 


That's one way to lose your cherry.

Then there's the Amazonian...



Wrong Amazonian.



No pussy there.





I guess there's nothing left for the meek to do but inherit the Earth.


14 comments:

  1. After the mess the powerful will make of the earth, of course the meek will inherit it.

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    1. We'll just have to make a clean sweep of it, Mitchell.

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  2. Hi, Kirk!

    I wouldn't mind flying United with that Amazonian, good buddy!

    (BA-DUM-BUMP)

    It's amazing what they can do these days with tabletop special FX. :)

    Yes, we are exploring a new frontier. I long to see that glorious day when Trump, McConnell, Margie Traitor Greene, Lauren "I call bullcrap" Boebert, Ted Cruz, Rick Scott, Marco Rubio and Ron DeSantis board the rocket ship and blast off on the first one-way flight to Pluto. I'll be right there at the launch pad to cheer them on.

    Enjoy the rest of your week, good buddy Kirk!

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    1. Please forgive me. I forgot to include Kevin McCarthy, Jim Jordan, Josh Hawley and Matt Gaetz.

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    2. Shady, you may get fined for polluting outer space.

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  3. We can't inherit it soon enough for me.

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  4. Men, and their love of phallic objects.

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    1. Andrew, Branson and Bezos placed themselves inside those phallic objects. So does that make them sperm?

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  5. Maybe one day they'll leave and not come back.

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    1. Mike, if I could just give them directions to the nearest black hole.

      Though in Branson's case, him being a Virgin and all, a volcano will do.

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    2. And Bezos?

      They still haven't found the source of the Amazon River, so he can start (or end) there.

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  6. Well it certainly must have been fun for him! Wasn't really big news over here in Scotland but did get a mention!

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    1. Your country's news media had the right idea, Ananka. I'm probably giving it more attention than it deserves.

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