Only in a police state is the job of policing easy.
I went to Zimbabwe, and I know how white people feel now--relaxed! Because when I heard the police siren, I knew they weren't coming after me.
I'm not against the police. I'm just afraid of them.
The police are the only 24-hour social service in the country.
--Alex Marnoch, formerly of Scotland Yard
(I could use a beer--KJ)