Friday, January 9, 2009

R.I.P. (Roland in Perpetuity)

When asked if his Senate appointment was the result of a secret pay-to-play deal between him and the beleaguered Poe-and-Presley-quoting governor of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich, Roland Burris replied:

"I have no money."

He blew it all on granite

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